I am having a great fucking hair day.
I take shit pictures, but my baby sent me her jacket and I’m excited as fuck about it.
Oh my god, I don’t remember taking this. He is so cute fjdkalfuidas
Hi, this is Henry. He was supposed to be a feeding rat for Beau (Alex’s ball python), but Beau is a picky eater and refused to eat him. So… now he’s here and we’re not sure if we should keep him or what. Thoughts?
Hi, this is the Buckwheat shirt I’d give to my girlfriend if it were cooler.
Hi, it’s Tumblr Prom. I honestly am this awkward in real life.
Btw, I’ve heard smoking makes you cooler. Apparently it’s not true.
Hi, I’m going to the movies with my mom.
You should leave me delightful things to come home to :)
Hi, I just got my septum repierced. That’s blood on my shirt ‘cause this bitch stabbed the needle all the way through my nostril.
Hi, it’s still Tuesday in Arizona.
Good morning, anon. I’m wearing make up from two days ago.